"We're kicking off our fun old fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols."
"They invented [Christmas tree lots] because people forgot how to have a fun old fashioned family Christmas. You see kids, this is what our fore fathers did. They walked out into the woods, they picked out that special tree and they cut it down with their bare hands."
“The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thspirit of the
Griswold Rudstrom family Chrithmath,”
(A chorus of angels fades in.) There it is!
Thankfully C.O. did not forget the saw.
I give you the Rudstrom Family Christmas Tree.
Merry Christmas everyone!